I’m ba-ack

Slap my wrist and sit me on the naughty step, it’s been months since I last posted. Of course, you’ve all been sat there on tenderhooks the entire time a-wishin’ and a-hopin’ for me to resurface.

What can I say except that sometimes there’s nothing to say.

Well call off the search parties cos I’m back. I can’t be going into swathes of details right now about the latest developments cos I’ve gone lines to learn. Yup, you heard me. Lines. To. Learn. Oooooh, intriguing ….

In the words of Arnie (or, hillllariously, Bruce Willis if you’re watching Expendables 2) I’ll be back …